Posts Tagged ‘husband’
Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I’ve had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
Posted by: wildflowerz on July 28, 2013
Posted by: wildflowerz on July 1, 2013
Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?
Posted by: wildflowerz on April 8, 2013
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone. What doesn’t kill you makes a fire, put that thing on lighter. Doesn’t mean I’m over cause you’re gone.
Posted by: wildflowerz on March 3, 2013
I have dreams, like you — no, really! Just much less touchy-feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money.
Posted by: wildflowerz on November 23, 2012
Posted by: wildflowerz on June 10, 2012
Posted by: wildflowerz on May 9, 2012
The mama looked down and spit on the ground every time my name gets mentioned. The papa said oy, if I get that boy I’m gonna stick him in the house of detention.
Posted by: wildflowerz on April 10, 2012
All the world’s a candy store, he’s been trick or treatin.’ When it comes to true love girl with him there’s no one home.
Posted by: wildflowerz on March 28, 2012
Posted by: wildflowerz on March 3, 2012